Ergodic Musings
Cinderblocked

moczothe1st:

Author’s Note:  No, this has absolutely nothing to do with the Extracurricular Activities one-shot I wrote a bit back.Beyond the fact that it takes our sinister, intimidating villains and gives them precisely zero respect.  I just seem to enjoy that.

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Cinderblocked

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Cinder Fall looked on the image of the Queen chess piece flickering on the console, and smirked. The program had been completed in record time, and she had more than enough time to escape the building before Ironwood arrived. It wasn’t that she wasn’t certain of her ability to defeat him if she needed to, of course… but it was a little too soon for that.

This wasn’t the time for the war to start.  First, they needed to get just the right tools… and spread just the right amount of terror.    

She stepped up from the console, preparing to move for the window and make her escape, when the elevator dinged.  Cursing under her breath, she slipped behind a nearby wall, wondering if Ironwood had arrived sooner than Mercury and Emerald had predicted. Or another group of guards, even that absurd redheaded war machine, perhaps?  She was certain she could defeat anyone that Beacon or Atlas had to offer, but she wasn’t entirely certain she could defeat all they had to offer.  If she was delayed too long, things could become very problematic.  She would have to hope that whoever it was, they would not search carefully, giving her time to reach a window or an air duct before they called for…

“Um… hello?” a painfully young voice called.  “Is anyone there?  If you are… come out.” 

Oh.  Oh. 

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batcows:

Steal their look - Superwholock fandom
Versace dumpster to live in - $12,777

batcows:

Steal their look - Superwholock fandom

Versace dumpster to live in - $12,777

steampunktendencies:

Vampire Hunter Kit

"Cased vampire killing kit, in a rosewood and ebony case with inlaid silver stringing and mother-of-pearl inlaid plaque. Contents include a black powder percussion 2-barrel pistol, a powder horn and bullet mold, bone handled dagger with crucifix, three small crucifixes, mallet and two wooden stakes, book of common prayer, two small framed portraits of Jesus, holy water and four glass vials with crystals. 4"H x 16"W x 9.75"D, Circa - 19th C". [Propnomicon]

mammaslittlefaggot:

Gay pride

Bisexual lust

Transgender jelousy

Asexual sloth

Pansexual gluttony

Heterosexual greed

LESBIAN WRATH

Why don’t we talk about Airplane! on Tumblr?

nefertsukia:

throbbing-lung-fiber:

le-corbeau-fou:

bates—motel:

I mean come on

the whole movie is gold

It’s just one pun after another

The movie is completely random and it’s amazing

 

someone find the shit hitting the fan gif.

"PUTANA DA SEATBELTZ"

fluffypuppyofficial:

Fluffypuppiesfluffypuppiesfluffypuppies

hereticality:

some Maleficent sketches i did back in June   ° u °

The Cab - Angel With A Shotgun
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mboymanuel:

mboymanuel:

Dont forget about the ROOSTERTEETH Extra Life Live Stream this October 25th!Be sure to donate!Spread the awareness so everyone can catch it!!

Few more days till the live stream! I swear to christ i wanna see Gavin/Michael eat something stupid =)))

mboymanuel:

mboymanuel:

Dont forget about the ROOSTERTEETH Extra Life Live Stream this October 25th!

Be sure to donate!


Spread the awareness so everyone can catch it!!

Few more days till the live stream! I swear to christ i wanna see Gavin/Michael eat something stupid =)))

missneidii:

Amaterasu, because I needed to draw some Okami fanart <3

missneidii:

Amaterasu, because I needed to draw some Okami fanart <3

thewanderlustlibrarian:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Reblog for “Robeneros”

But guys, think about super close platonic relationships

allroundlostcause:

stevebuckybromance:

  • Platonic reassuring shoulder/arm/hand grabbing
  • Platonic tight, meaningful hugs
  • Platonic late-night deep conversations that end in at least one person holding back tears or sobbing
  • Platonic sleeping in the same bed
  • Platonic forehead touches
  • Platonic staring into each other’s eyes like the other person is the world
  • Platonic CUDDLES

SUPER CLOSE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS

harmonicakind:

angryqueershakespeare:

peterfromtexas:

Ok…now what?

I am laughing so goddamn hard at this
it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like
just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely
I;m dying

omg

harmonicakind:

angryqueershakespeare:

peterfromtexas:

Ok…now what?

I am laughing so goddamn hard at this

it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like

just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely

I;m dying

omg

pensacosi:

How to make comics

My first vine